Guys who actually bought the you won’t last 5 minutes playing this game from the ads from porn

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[NSFW] Guys who actually bought the “you won’t last 5 minutes playing this game” game from the ads from porn, what was it? What happened? Was it a scam?
I didn't bought but I did the survey. It said: "Are you over the age 18 ?" I said no and the next question appeared. They don't care I guess.
I’ve never understood these ads. “Try not to cum.†Yeah, that’s what I’m on a porn site for. I don’t want to jack off...
Who needs to buy it? The ad is all I need.
Can’t stop cumming and won’t stop cumming and they don’t stop cumming and that keep on cumming
It’s been three weeks. I can’t stop cumming. My house is flooding. My wife took the kids. Someone save me from this 10th circle of hell.
Years of experience allow me to not last 5 minutes on my own with just about any porn so the bar is kinda low..
Serious answer, i accidentally clicked one once trying to close all the ads on the page, it deadass opened a Roblox signup page. Still very confused by that strategy.EDIT: to make it worse, not even on a porn site. Anime gets the same flockin ads.EDIT2: flock now everyone knows i like anime titties, oops
It was an ad for FUCKING THOMAS THE TRAIN.
My question is why do some of the more established sites let advertisements on their sites that are blatantly scams? Surely they aren't getting enough money from it to make it worth tarnishing their reputation.
I can assure you, it's very much a scam. I haven't bought into it, but I know. How? Well, you know those animations or stills they use? Well, as a MASSIVE pervert, I've seen a looooooooooooooooooooooooot of porn in my time. Fictional and real. And those ads are literally just rips of animations and stills you can find on R34.
I don't know, I lasted only a few seconds. After that my computer just exploded
Well I’m a woman but just gonna answer flock it. It linked me to a weird website full of porn games that when you clicked, transferred you to even more “game sites.†Some of the games you can find on NewGrounds Adult section. I recommend the Meet n flock series.
I clicked it one day because I was just bored to see what it was. Star Trek online. I shit you not.Edit: Thanks kind stranger, my first award! And holy hell did this blow up, gone for an hour doing some ...star trek playing...
Well, I thought it was porn, but it just turned out to be a Final Fantasy 7 Remake./still fapped, 10/10
I tried, I really tried but Mario's thicc and juicy ass wiggling up and down as he smashes bricks with his stupidly sexy head was just too much for me.
Lasted 6, got a refund
Most of them are probably just scams to get your information, and you're left with shitty unsexy turn based games or a ripoff of bejeweled or some kind of narrative game where you pick the dialogue. I remember when I was a young pubecent horny teenager I paid for an actually decent hentai mmorpg with some uh good physics aha
I played for four minutes and fifty nine seconds and blew a load instantly.
For me it was just a simple point and click porn game. The porn was nice but the game was simple.Still got off.
It was a VR instructions game and i don't wanna brag but i kinda lasted 5 whole minutes + some extra seconds.
I LITERALLY COULD NOT STOP CUMMING!!!!!DOCTORS HATED ME! I AM A DOCTOR! I HATED MYSELF!5/7 would play again!EDIT: No, seriously I can't stop. I've been trying to stop cumming, but it just keeps happening! It was fun at first but I'm starting to get worried now...someone please help!EDIT 2: Please stop sending PM's of your boobs and/or Drake and Josh! It's not helping the situation at all!
So if this is fake then there aren't any milfs/bbws/college girls in my area who are eager for anonymous sex via pornhub sponsored apps?
Couldn't tell you.\-2 minute guy
Wasn't good porn but was fun to play.
I tap on it every time bc it’s funny Then I see that you have to sign up
I'm a girl but I clicked on one out of curiosity once and it brought me to a hentai sex simulator
In my experience the ads are on KissAnime... Accidentally click one for "Naruto online" yet the image used wasn't even a character from Naruto (honestly every time I go back to KissAnime the ads get lewder and lewder with some just being cropped hentai) I left as soon as I saw "requires a credit card"
'you won't last 5 minutes playing this game'..So, it's just a link to dark souls then?
It is almost ALWAYS one of two things.1. A Nutaku game. Really high quality, I recommend Fap CEO and Booty Farm. The ads are everywhere, so if you see some anime shit it's probably Nutaku.2. Sex simulator. This game is also high quality.
I saw, I conquered, I came.
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