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Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause the most inconvenience.” – Pam Brown, Poet

“One cat just leads to another.” – Ernest Hemingway, Writer

“Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.” – Christopher Hitchens, Writer

“A cat will do what it wants when it wants, and there’s not a thing you can do about it.” – Frank Perkins, Composer

“Cats are a mysterious kind of folk.” – Sir Walter Scott, Writer

“As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.” – Ellen Perry Berkeley, Writer