Come Back Home Oh Star Wars

1 year ago
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An original parody, by Amon, to the tune of Take Me Home Country Roads, by John Denver.

Almost Had a, 9 part saga,
Then George Lucas, Sold it all to Disney.
Life was good before, with ewoks in the trees,
Wookies flying star ships, Han shooting that sleaze.

Oh Star Wars, come back home, you have gone a long time ago
To a galaxy, far far away, now come back home, oh star wars.

All my memories have been tainted,
By Mary Sue, and Han getting wasted.
Then that dumb chick, just had to save her boyfriend,
So, Luke had to save the day, and we lost him instead.

Oh Star Wars, come back home, you have gone a long time ago
To a galaxy, far far away, now come back home, oh star wars.

I hear his voice, it is Obi-Wan that calls me.
The force he reminds me, it binds and penetrates
And drivin' to the theater I get a feelin'
that I should'a stayed home today, home today.

Oh Star Wars, come back home, you have gone a long time ago
To a galaxy, far far away, now come back home, oh star wars. (repeat)
Now come back home, Please Star Wars.
Now come back home, My dear Star Wars.

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