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In The Last 3 Years Alone, IRS Has Dropped $10 Million On Weapons, Ammo, And Tactical Gear
According to a new report from a watchdog group, the United States Internal Revenue Service (IRS) has spent at least $10 million on weapons, ammunition, and other tactical gear since 2020.

Nordstrom is Closing Downtown SF Stores, Citing Difficult Conditions
The planned closures end the company's 35-year presence in the city.

A passenger on the New York City subway died after being put into a chokehold by another rider who says the man was harassing people, police said.

Police said the incident unfolded on the train at the Broadway-Lafayette Street station at about 2:30 p.m. on Monday.

A 30-year-old man was acting erratically and harassing other passengers on the F train when a 24-year-old stepped in and placed him in a chokehold.

Police said the 30-year-old lost consciousness and never regained consciousness despite the efforts of EMS workers at the Broadway–Lafayette Street/Bleecker Street station.

No weapons were used during the altercation, and police said that other passengers on the subway corroborated the man's account that the 30-year-old was harassing them.

One witness told the New York Post that the man was screaming in a threatening manner.

Rainbow Oaks Restaurant in Fallbrook plays the National Anthem daily at Noon

The University of Texas is now promoting the word "wimmin," so that students and faculty can "avoid the word ending in '-men.'"

According to UT, this is "empowering."

Sen. Chuck Grassley: "Something I am fearful of is that a non-classified document, if it's really got explosive information in it, will soon be classified."

Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell says that "the US banking system is sound and resilient."

Trump: "I don't do it for applause, but I will say one of the biggest hands I get is when I say 'we will not allow men to compete in women's sports.'"