God is so creative – look how I turned out. Very lethargic and cannot stop being lazy. Dear Stress. Time to break up. I like being glamorous – it isn’t a crime. Don’t be too open-minded; your brain might fall out. My wallet resembles an onion

God is so creative – look how I turned out.
Very lethargic and cannot stop being lazy.
Dear Stress. Time to break up.
I like being glamorous – it isn’t a crime.
Don’t be too open-minded; your brain might fall out.
My wallet resembles an onion – opening it makes tears stream from my eyes.