In 2020, you looked in the sky tomorrow and saw a death star, what do you think your first thought?

At this point in 2020, if you looked in the sky tomorrow and saw a big ass death star looking mother, what do you think your first thought would be?
Seems about right
It’s all good. The Rebel Alliance has the plans to destroy it.
We waited for Noah to get the boat and he arrived with a death star... Upgrade people upgrade
Either the Alien Overlords accidentally released the December Event too early, or I don't even want to know what happens next month
"oh nein"
"finally"
"That's no moon"
Look, the social distancing has caused such a reduction in pollution the death stat is visible again.Edit: I meant death star is visible again, not stat.
Just dead pan "that's it? I thought it be bigger."
*Checks watch* Yeah, seems about right on schedule.
Welp, they certainly have the high ground.
*looks up*"Meh, 2020 I guess"
Of course that would be next.
Time to grab my towel and stick out my thumb.Edit: Holy cow! First Towel Day. Now this. Thank you everyone for the fun comments, awards and reddit gold!
Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches.
A shit here we go again
So there´s june.
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
"I would like to unsubscribe from 2020."
“It’s the best daaayyy eeevveeeeeerrrâ€
Just hope magic space wizards are around
This is fine
Is this going to happen before or after the murder hornets take over ???
*Crosses square* BINGO
You're all clear, kid!!!
“They really overdid the budget on this Space Force marketing campaignâ€
Y'all late
“Oh, it’s beautiful.â€
*sighs* Fuck this, I'm going inside.
“You’re not supposed to be here till June!â€
A weird looking mother for sure but I'm sure she'd caress us real good
"You ain't shit! You're all balls, and no shaft!"
Yeah, sure, why the hell not?
"What took you so long?"
Jumanji level 6! Here we go!!
Brace myself for the news coverage: “President Trump orders Space Force to nuke the big ass Death Star on Twitter: “UNACCEPTABLE presence from foreign aliens on American space-space. I’ve signed an beautiful executive order to send a tremendous amount of nukes to the enemy of this great country and stop the attackers from covering the sun for my photo-ops. NUKE!†â€
"Figures..."
"I wonder if there's any cute guys on board?"
July came early
Well I should get back to work at malmart I'm an essential worker so no time to care
'Bout right
Hello death star! Welcome to worst year of Earth to f\*ck us more!
*saitama face* ok.
Honestly, I’m all for First Contact happening this year. It would be the cherry on top that just makes everything impossible to take seriously anymore. I’d sit back and enjoy the experience, no matter how it goes.
3 consecutive stages:“What the flock?†“....Oh flock.†“Eh, flock it.â€
*sigh* what now?!
Uh, yup. Yup. Yup yup yup, that's about right, why WOULDN'T there be the flocking Death Star? At this point, motherflocking Cthulu could rise from the depths and I wouldn't bat an eye.
"Good lord, what is happening up there?""Aurora borealis""At this time, on this day, localised entirely above [insert hometown]?""...Yes"
Must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
I would yell at it I've been a proud member of r/EmpireDidNothingWrong since forever and if they could please beam me up before they beam this place down.
"How the flock can USA afford this shit but not give their citizens free healthcare and education?" ... I guess I'd just assume USA was behind it, since they like the space and extravagant military stuff.
“Sure. Why not?â€
Fucking knew it
BINGO!
I'd stick to my namesake, I think. Only human, after all.
“I thought the volcanos were July and Death Star was August!â€
No concern at all, it's just visiting.Unless it's impossibly huge, and yellow... Then I'll need to do some laundry and freshen up a towel.
Lord Vader, it would do you and your men well to stay the flock away from Earth for the time being, I'm pretty sure the Sith aren't resistant to COVID.
Wouldn't surprise me
"That's another one for apocalypse bingo!"
Guess the almighty got here quicker then expected...
Because of course.
Take me with you
Well first I'd clap them ass cheeks and second I'd shoot it
...Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the cabal on Mars...
*So that’s where the $721B US military budget has been going*
I should really talk to that girl.
It's a trap!
“Spaceballs! Oh, shit. There goes the planet."
Oh look, it's the season finale.
Huh, so thats june's theme
im still going to the protest
It’s finally over (life)
Finally!!
shit.
Why,d i made a noose?
Make a meme"we're all gonna die"
That means Lucas or Abrams has been writing the script.No wonder there's no satisfying end.
I'd be sure we live in Sim City and some asshole has been spamming the disaster button all year