SHAPESHIFTER ( ?!? ) SENATOR PAT SPEARMAN

Lest you think that only federal senators are reptilian, this lizard posing as a human (and a trans black woman, cover those bases), Senator Pat Spearman, is a Nevada state senator (only lizards can be trusted to rule over their precious Las Vegas).

Here’s “Senator Pat Spearman” at the 2016 Democratic National Convention, shapeshifting failing as her liquid crystal drags. You can also see a clown slit over her left eye.