nobody seems to know when anyone is joking

thanks for voting us the best liquor store
how does one qualify for the position of best liquor store
do they have their own personalized liquor
i always wonder lotza things
it probably is a joke
i forgot about this fair or whatever, it's a massive flea market on the street
so weird that people are up this early by choice
i can't show you this dog but just know that it was white n fluffy!
i washed my car yesterday, it took me awhile
i hope you're at least entertained by my bonafide music taste
it IS illegal to park in front of a fire hydrant
two church frenz getting baptized finally
most people inquire about Orthodoxy way longer than i did
we pulled into the police parking lot
i freaked out that cop, he gave me a very confused look
that was such a classic ag move right there
i am really dumb yawl in so many ways
really sexy shoes right here, not too comfortable tho
annoying due to the shoelaces
i'd be surprised if americans can still tie their own shoes
i have done that before, i do all kindza stupid shit
there's nothing you can do about that, you're just FUCKED
we have overcome yet another obstacle