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Some days start better than others.” “Today I will be as useless as the ‘g’ in lasagna.” “Life is like a box of chocolates; sometimes you just dig out the good center parts and leave all the undesirable rest to waste.” “There is no such th
Some days start better than others.”
“Today I will be as useless as the ‘g’ in lasagna.”
“Life is like a box of chocolates; sometimes you just dig out the good center parts and leave all the undesirable rest to waste.”
“There is no such thing as a perfect person, but someone’s heart can have a perfect intention.”
“Throw sass around like confetti.”
“Hella heart eyes for you.”
“Decluttering my life like Marie Kondo.”
“Life is simple. It’s just not easy.”
“You can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.”
“Get out there and live a little.”
“I’m not high maintenance, you’re just low effort.”
“Whatever is good for your soul, do that.”
“The way you speak to yourself matters the most.”
“You can regret a lot of things but you’ll never regret being kind.”
“Being happy never goes out of style.”
“A little contour and confidence.”
“Smile a little more, regret a little less.”
“Grow through what you go through.”
“I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.”Cute Status. Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite. if kissing is the language of Love then we have a lot to talk about. The first time I saw you, my heart whispered: That's the one. I am still wearing the smile youGod is so creative – look how I turned out.
Very lethargic and cannot stop being lazy.
Dear Stress. Time to break up.
I like being glamorous – it isn’t a crime.
Don’t be too open-minded; your brain might fall out.
My wallet resembles an onion – opening it makes tears stream from my eyes. Cute Status. Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite. if kissing is the language of Love then we have a lot to talk about. The first time I saw you, my heart whispered: That's the one. I am still wearing the smile youSome days start better than others.”
“Today I will be as useless as the ‘g’ in lasagna.”
“Life is like a box of chocolates; sometimes you just dig out the good center parts and leave all the undesirable rest to waste.”
“There is no such thing as a perfect person, but someone’s heart can have a perfect intention.”
“Throw sass around like confetti.”
“Hella heart eyes for you.”
“Decluttering my life like Marie Kondo.”
“Life is simple. It’s just not easy.”
“You can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.”
“Get out there and live a little.”
“I’m not high maintenance, you’re just low effort.”
“Whatever is good for your soul, do that.”
“The way you speak to yourself matters the most.”
“You can regret a lot of things but you’ll never regret being kind.”
“Being happy never goes out of style.”
“A little contour and confidence.”
“Smile a little more, regret a little less.”
“Grow through what you go through.”
“I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.”God is so creative – look how I turned out.
Very lethargic and cannot stop being lazy.
Dear Stress. Time to break up.
I like being glamorous – it isn’t a crime.
Don’t be too open-minded; your brain might fall out.
My wallet resembles an onion – opening it makes tears stream from my eyes.
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