Following the Science: And You Look Like an Intelligent Person

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Always Be Closing: The Salesman’s Mantra Apparently Not Taught at Seminary for Those with a Great Commission?

[FOB FREEDOM, April 7, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . .

Even before a pandemic, in fact during the year in which Pew Research Center had finally, as a part of the Religious Restrictions Project, deployed a capability “years in the making” during Lent 2019, for only a few weeks to collect against what had been identified as only about 60,000 of the 318,000 Christian churches that possessed an online capability, determined that the churches that had experienced a 12% decline in membership over the prior decade were only drawing in about three percent, as low as two percent amongst children, from those unaffiliated with any religious faith. For those churches into environmental issues and global climate change, this might be fairly described as a non-sustainable solution, as empirically demonstrated by the sharp decline that failed to produce, in evolutionary pressure, the rapid response after a novel coronavirus, apparently bigger than God, rolled into town, finding even one lively Negro pastor, currently in mental health therapy, after confessing his distance from God, talking to the press about a person getting infected “on church property” not “glorifying God”, as quoted in a federal complaint against his mega-church brought under the FACE Act, regarding his vaccines only policy for in-person worship, in an amalgamation of assorted defendants that include historically Black Protestant denomination churches from Harlem to Atlanta.

And, after a damning video regarding those who had claimed to have believed a novel coronavirus originated in a laboratory and let it kill over a million of their fellow Americans, and over 17,400 children worldwide, it wouldn’t be Easter, when Christians celebrate the resurrection of their Savior, who had died on a cross for their sins, if there wasn’t a companion video for those who “followed the science.”

“I recall making my way out to Arlington Cemetery for the last sunrise service before a pandemic spooked chaplains into believing an outdoor super spreader that didn’t even occur in 55k,924 laboratory cases in China might pose a threat in the amphitheater by the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. We had the Chief of Chaplains for the National Guard. A Southern Baptist and a singing preacher. And, perhaps indicative of the not quite heavenly conduct in churches, at least at Shiloh Baptist Church, one of my defendants, the pastor will tell you a singing preacher might steal your church. And, to the tune of the Folgers Coffee song, he had us all sing wigh him: the best part of waking up is Jesus in your life. And a year later, I found it ironic that coffee is for closers, as we say in sales. Anybody wanna know what second prize is? A set of steak knives,” laughed one former life insurance salesman/special agent, at least according to his business card.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

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