if your identity ain't based in God you will get all screwed up

say hi and bye to the cement truck, vortex
church people don't even know how to read the Bible
awesome shot of my anti-govt hat in the mirror there
bitch why wouldn't i be reading the Bible as often as possible
every woman is bitch to me (restaurant lingo)
"christians" shouldn't trust the AI but they do so kiss my ass
i hope my dad doesn't see the crack in my windshield
*it was probably a rock that flew off one of those big ass trucks in front of me
we are currently in the parable section of Matthew
you can walk on water too
whenever we doubt the power of God, He no longer works for us
why wouldn't you wanna be constantly drinking the water of life?
a cradle orthodox person, no less
converts are a way better testament to the power of religion
identity is so annoying
i want a corndog so bad but imma have to wait just a couple more wks
fairs will always have the best corndogs, they're worth the 45min wait
amy eats 5 corndogs and has a heart attack immediately
a fair/festival is comprised of sheep
the renaissance festival is so gay
the first time vs. every time since
every year it just gets more n more depressing
everything is overly priced and for what
none of those people wear enough deodorant
my mgr is texting about my lack of punctuality
it is so cool to be me
flip phone life is superior
freedom is awesome if you really believe in it
sick of bitchin about the country (right now)
society complaining: neither constructive nor funny