i will always get excited about a puddle, we are still like a kid

just look at the buildings as we pass them, so fucking hideous
everything is so lame now
i'm not paying $8 for parking fuck that
i will walk i don't care how cold it is
i'm not like all these cool people cos i don't have a dog (the dog is in my mind...get it i'm walking w/ God)
fuck you is usually my response
finally found a place in the gravel but it's fine
at least it's next to the power plant
old soul and young at heart, best *and worst of both worlds
make a splash, so jealous
shitty regular ass parking job but a pro at parallel parking
it means more when you can parallel park and it's fun
we make hard stuff easy and easy stuff hard (we are like society in that way)
tempted to eat this kiwi, fuck it gonna do it
cutting this w/ a toothpick
we didn't used to eat vegetables
getting kiwi juice everywhere but i don't care that's how badly i want it
better that i eat in public since it's so hard for me to eat
i have the opposite problem of americans
modernity is not sensible, business wise or anything else
sticklers like me won't upgrade their stuff
turning everyone into robots is easy to do
did yawl see that bitch on her phone
she's a woman so of course she's on her phone
both masculinity and femininity are dead due to modernity
unnatural desires thanks to the technology
women listen to the serpent so why are we listening to women
just that sound is yuck
i can eat olive oil today so these lentil snacks are a treat
fasting is good for you for so many reasons
i had a little oopsie doopsie last night and ate a waffle not thinking it was part dairy oh well
batter is usually made w/ milk
i'll never get over not having a tail
no tail, no balance