pansies will never understand the gift of turmoil...experience strength n hope damnit

kerry harris in all his glory
my day is gonna be better i know it
a beautiful fake-ass flower
ronnit stole that from holistic connection *weed bar where we do stand up comedy
i actually vacuumed my car, you should be proud of me
never alone as a child of God, so true!
we can always reach out to God
why we see mental illness as a gift
anything that brings me to my knees will bring me closer to God (naturally)
meds that make you kill yourself and others
all authenticity will be gone...the meds make you docile
i need to lie down on stage always
didn't yawl wanna see me?
RIP mitch hedberg
"i feel like i'm being strangled by a really weak guy all fuckin day"
a good joke will be recounted for the rest of your life
technology has disabled and infantilized society and now nothing is funny
was that a joke car in front of me
i'm sure they sensed the subject matter we just brought up...here's yet another joke for ya, amy
women can't make up their mind see: partial birth abortion
my politics+religion are blatantly obvious if you listen to me long enough
the statements will come out naturally
no jokes prepared at native notion
...cos women shouldn't have rights, that is NO JOKE folks
the natural comedian is way more enjoyable becuz it's believable
if they can't detect your seriousness you have just pulled a fast one on em
parallel parking is so much fun
even tho i'm a woman i'm not always a terrible driver
chin flab!
a misogynist for altruistic reasons
abortion is the end result of a very destructive lifestyle
promiscuity+irresponsibility is not a good life
why would you want evidence of that lifestyle (esp having to explain that to your kid)...listen to the streetz R deathrow by tupac, my childhood hero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNB75GPsq74
i love being a robert frost liberal
***i'm trying to explain the reasoning that most degenerate women use to justify having an abortion (i understand this logic becuz i used to be one of em, i just didn't ever get pregnant praise God)
the lifestyle as a whole is terrible
most are not ready to handle those consequences
not everyone is asexual, amy
you can definitely turn it down, damnit
turn all the way up just to see how loud it will go
no need to write that down