ag eats jalapeno on stage (standup @ cafe coco)

the intricate mind of ag...so true, thank you brandon
i love you ronnit, that was her hollering
thank you for leaving me alone, jones
did yawl hear that gasp, that was almost exactly like that one night i said the n-word on stage hahaha
that was true what i said
gonna drive to Hell in my dead bus and pick up ronnit if the catholics are right
"jews don't believe in Hell" (obviously)
this jalapeno sucks
none of this is a joke
i come up here and tell the truth
i'll let chu know...
that was the right response thankyou
arlo committed suicide hoping to inspire me meow mfing meow meow
this is what chu gotta do, take note
crying on end is nothing unusual for me
the hat never needs to drop
PTSDing described here very accurately *what i call PTSD2: PRE-traumatic stress
it's whatever time i want it to be
i don't like this time anybody else
everyone is a robot now due to their phones
the robots can take over cos the humans ain't human anymore
i can tell that they are condescendingly agreeing with me
hashtag yeah yeah yeah
yes i ate that whole jalapeno
my eyes never water from jalapenos, FOOL!
it sounded like he was about to announce jesse kelly who is probably the only good thing on twitter
i really am the coolest mf in the world right now