ag eats avocado on stage *standup @ tk2

yawl see that steak n shake sticker on my coat
i look like such a crazy person
big ole brain vs. genitals
obnoxious being so smart...
it tastes way better this way
anti-depressants lead to violent behavior
not enough white people clap at that
taking one for the team, second time i said that
slowly blinking at future husband
misgivings about remaining alive but...
why don't chu just be cool and interesting
didn't wanna be a numbskull like your avg american
stoned cold cynic due to restaurant experience for 15yrs
enough cheese fries for you
Righteous Judgment yawl...do not normalize serious health problems
this is going well
this is the Holy Spirit just to let you know
adam davis is an actual Christian comic
became born again doin comedy w/ liberal degenerates *that used to be me
here's that joke of my shame once more
that's not what God wants
kelsey is cool cos he acts white...that was half serious, half joke (do you know which is which)
all the black people laughed at that, like seriously
slick baby is growing on me
what does kelsey do when he gets mad
always appreciate people watching
kelsey doesn't fuck w/ avocados
yes white people wear wranglers, so true!