okay, so you're NOT a sexual degenerate...congratulations

be prepared to shit yourself, have a napkin ready
perhaps just throw away those pants
i always lose sight of my original point
i am just too amazing to focus
tired of talking trash about women...right now
i don't wanna be a broken record of myself
a woman of many substances hahaha
i'm not online the way everybody else is online
are they running in circles for fun
in some way you are still doing the same thing so fuck me i guess
i hope you are smart enough to know what i mean
i no longer compulsively get on my laptop
lifestyle choices dear world
the internet is very very boring
what the fuck is that shiny thingie on my face
it's hard to see eye to eye w/ ag
either too liberal or too conservative
how clever could you possibly be w/out impulse control
since you need your phone to get off, just have sex with it
i didn't wanna short-change you from the glory that is kerry harris, voted best real state agent for 8yrs!
billboards remind us that we live in america
we appreciate the ridiculousness of this country
patriotism is such an embarrassment
you know the aliens are listening
i've made many multi-faceted attempts to understand this crap society
so much wisdom in merely understanding
such a gift in being able to comprehend why people do what they do
"outraged" hahahahaha
fame doesn't make people happy
these people already ain't people anyway