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É de Luxo!! Road To Ban #2
Greetings, primitive beings of the prehistoric era! Today, we bring you a tale of great adventure and competition. We have discovered a mystical device known as a "computer," which allows us to play a game called "League of Legends" with our fellow cavemen and cavewomen.
As we gather around the glowing screen, we choose our champions - powerful warriors and mages who will do battle in the mythical realm of Runeterra. We communicate using grunts and gestures, for our primitive tongues cannot comprehend the complexities of modern language.
But despite our limited communication, we work together as a team to vanquish our foes and destroy their towers. We shout and cheer as we score a kill or take down an enemy structure, pounding our fists on the ground in triumph.
As the game progresses, we face increasingly difficult challenges, but we never give up. We continue to fight, relying on our instincts and brute force to achieve victory.
In the end, whether we win or lose, we celebrate our shared experience and the bonds we have formed through our time spent in this strange and wondrous world of League of Legends. And we look forward to the next time we can gather around the computer screen and do battle once again.
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