Premium Only Content

Ode to Joe Biden: They Don't Serve Breakfast in Hell!
Lyrics From Newsboys, (1996)
Hold the milk, put back the sugar
They are powerless to console
We’ve gathered here to sprinkle ashes
From our late friend’s cereal bowl.
Breakfast Clubbers, say the motto
That he taught us to repeat:
“You will lose it in your gym class
if you wait til noon to eat”.
Back when the Chess Club said our eggs were soft
Every Monday he’d say grace and hold our juice aloft
Oh, none of us knew his checkout time would come so soon
But before his brain stopped waving, he composed this tune:
Chorus:
When the toast is burned
And all the milk has turned
And Captain Crunch is waving farewell
When the Big One finds you may this song remind you
That they don't serve breakfast in hell!
Breakfast clubbers, drop the hankies
Though to some, our friend was odd
That day he bought those pine pajamas,
His check was good with God
Those here without the Lord,
How do you cope?
For this morning we don’t mourn
Like those who have no hope
Oh rise up, Fruit Loop lovers-
Sing out sweet and low
With spoons held high
We bid our brother, “Cheerio!"
Chorus:
When the toast is burned
And all the milk has turned
And Captain Crunch is waving farewell
When the Big One finds you may this song remind you
That they don't serve breakfast in hell!
(Whistling Chorus)
(The chorus is sung several more times)
Newsboys YouTube Channel:
https://www.youtube.com/@newsboystv/featured
-
0:39
The Ministry of Truth
1 year agoHow to deal with all this filth going on.
485 -
6:01
John Crump News
18 hours ago $0.61 earnedGOA vs. Philly: The Fight Starts!
19K2 -
3:03:35
TimcastIRL
12 hours agoTrump Just FIRED OVER 6,700 IRS Agents In PURGE, Democrats SOMEHOW Angry w/Chloe Cole | Timcast IRL
204K307 -
1:39:48
Kim Iversen
15 hours agoThe Measles Fear Hoax: How They’re Using an Outbreak to Smear RFK Jr.
115K109 -
1:18:19
Glenn Greenwald
14 hours agoRumble & Truth Social Sue Brazil’s Chief Censor Moraes in US Court; DC Establishment Melts Down Over Trump's Ukraine Policy | SYSTEM UPDATE #409
145K146 -
1:33:39
Redacted News
16 hours agoBREAKING! Europe goes NUCLEAR against Trump over pushing for PEACE in Ukraine | Redacted
208K289 -
1:00:43
The StoneZONE with Roger Stone
12 hours agoRoger Stone Destroys Mike Pence for Attacks on Trump | The StoneZONE
144K56 -
1:05:43
Flyover Conservatives
1 day agoFederal Reserve on the Chopping Block—Trump’s Boldest Move Yet! - Floyd Brown, Western Journal | FOC Show
83.4K13 -
2:50:40
Melonie Mac
17 hours agoGo Boom Live Ep 38!
77.3K7 -
11:08
China Uncensored
16 hours agoXi Jinping's Greatest Fear
44.7K15