Guys only want one thing and it's flocking disgusting. What is that one thing? #masculinity #men

Guys literally only want one thing and it's flocking disgusting. What is that 'one thing'?
I want my back to stop hurting!!!!!! Only 33 with phase 3 degenerative disc disease :(
Happiness.
To have enough money to not worry. Like, oh a check engine light!, better take that to a dealer service department this week, type of enough.
To be loved and accepted
Peace of mind.
I just want my family to be well taken care of when I am gone.
Early retirement, like VERY early.
To not have to worry about bills.
Don't know about the others, but a full 8-hour sleep that give me my energy back for the next day. Would be dope.
A peaceful stress free life
Financial comfort until I die. I don't need millions. I just never want to have to shift money ever again. Dig?
Water pump gasket for a 1998 Toyota Tacoma
I just want a hug… :’(
Not waking up 2 times during the night to pee
Being loved for who we are, not what we can do
A meaningful life.
compliments
All my bills paid for and the opportunity to never worry about money or finance again.
ATLANTIS! AN ANCIENT CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE, THOUGHT TO BE LOST AT SEA BY POSEIDON!
24/7 post nut clarity
Be told "I'm proud of you"
Flawless internet connection
Be hugged and told im enough
A girl that will hug me after a long hard day and ask how day was.
I want, at least once a year, to be reunited with the dogs that I've loved that have passed on, brought back at the pinnacle height of their health, just for one day. I want them to know that they're still loved and missed. Selfish, yes. But you asked.
Lego
For me, as a man, it’s connection and intimacy. Not necessary physical, obviously that too but intimacy doesn’t always have to be physical.
3+ PC monitors
Fulfilment
Shawarma
Health insurance. Friendship. The ability to let that which does not matter *truly* slide.
A disembodied hand that snaps it’s fingers along with the Addams Family theme song
A compliment
Financial independence
RTX 3090 TI
To be told I did a good job. That I’m useful. And a hug.
Fucking peace and space.
Many riding mowers
to be genuinely loved and cared for
For our mental health to be taken seriously.
Purpose
A hug, I'm so touch starved.
To cry. My face is a mess after I cry.
Peace
A life with no food allergies. :(
appreciation
Lying my head on the chest of a woman that loves me with her arms wrapped around me, on a windy autumn day wearing cozy sweaters and waiting for the kettle to boil so we can make hot chocolate and watch a tv series while cuddling more.
To retake Constantinople and restore glory to the Eastern Roman Empire!
Mental health
For my emotions to be heard and not scoffed at.
to give ME THE BEAT BOYS AND FREE MY SOOOOUL/I WANNA GET LOST IN YOUR ROCK AND ROLL/ AND DRIFT AWAAAAY...
To dig a nice big hole
Boobs
A Gundam/ mobile suit/ giant robot to pilot.
Mens mental health awareness
A friend.
True intimacy, the best drug in the world
Guys just want kindness
Elder Scrolls 6
Being loved without the need of providing something in exchange
To be told that I am good enough for all that I do when I get stressed, overwhelmed, and wanting to cry.
People to stop telling me, “everything is going to be alright. You’re going to be okay”. I’ve been hearing that for years and everything keeps moving further and further away from “alright” and I am most certainly NOT okay…