laughing at cardiovascular disease (ag standup @ bobby's)

i rejected hobbs
women are so formidable that men think they want me
i eat right cos i work @ a restaurant
stuffing yer face w/ cheese fries whilst 300lbs
i tell the audience to kill themselves *again
my liver screamed HELP ME
colorado sober means you can see your sobriety
success: eating spinach like we said we would (without any jokes!)
a lotta comics say imma be funny but they're not
raised rowdy, CLASSIC shitty dive bar in the south yawl
playing keys whilst driving around
totalled my last vehicle cos of vagina not keyboard in lap
all females will pull out in front of somebody if they get behind the wheel jis sayin
different bathroom, what is that these days
i was proud of my shit stain, the vortex didn't deserve to see it, sari
no tp but i made due with the paper towels that i did not put in the toilet mind you
my last name is gross, get it
...and just when i was starting to have fun
i told yawl he wants to fuck me