Mask: Extra Layer of Protection

America Leads Death Toll in Once-in-a-Lifetime Pandemic, As Months of Discord Continue in Debate Over “Masks”, Repeating History of Panama Canal Construction

[FOB FREEDOM, March 6, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, during the quest to achieve an architectural wonder, constructing locks through an eight-mile stretch of the Calebras Cut, at least the ideological and political divisions between scientists and engineers and indigenous peoples were put aside, while, coordinated, simultaneous attacks from disease-bearing mosquitoes decimated their ranks with Yellow Fever and Malaria, while they all masked up, which was consistent with the religious beliefs of the indigenous people, who believed the gods were bringing bad air, and the consensus of the scientific community, which was convinced also that bad air was halting progress while they attempted to remove rich, red mud in a triple canopy rainforest, disturbing larva beds. But one Captain Ross and Colonel Gorgas had faced a similar problem in Havana, which, try though they might, even the deaths of 22,000 could not convince either side that their safe and effective plan was not sound; so, why should a pandemic, with official worldwide death tolls eclipsing the determined efforts of Adolph Hitler, in half the time?

Well, one former commander from basic training has decided to return back to those common task skills taught in the first weeks to initial entry soldiers, transitioning from the life of a civilian, introducing the topic of a distinction between “cover” and “concealment” to provide evolutionary pressure to bring about a paradigmatic shift in the “mask” mandate debate, a misnomer, because anything less than medical grade protection is not a mask, technically, except at a masquerade party or on Halloween, and a class six felony to wear in public in the Commonwealth of Virginia if a person dons an N95 when not a public health worker engaged in work in that profession.

“Major General Jody Daniels, you know, was my old Battalion Commander at a drill sergeant unit, and I am most certain that she is fully aware of the difference between cover and concealment, but if this was a quarterly training brief or QTB, we would have to mark this mission essential task with a U, for untrained, even three years into a pandemic, and who cannot recall watching and wincing as military academy cadets were socially distanced on a parade field and wearing masks before pinning on the butter bars of commissioned lieutenants? Postcards from a pandemic, we can laugh about later, like afros, goatees, platform shoes, mullets, blue hair, and what have you,” giggled Major Mike Webb, the most junior commissioned officer to have ever served as the Operations Officer for strategic counterintelligence in CONUS, a military field where they take pride in screwing with people’s heads, perfect training for a commander in basic training.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

For more on this topic, please call Major Mike Webb for Virginia at (802) HOT-RLTW, or email at mike.webb84@gmail.com.