rebelling against my own self-imposed rules

i picked a good lane, i hope
saying stuff with impunity
so used to nobody listening
i wanna sound like shit if i feel like shit
amerihahahaha is all about the surface
why everyone is a liar
everything is polluted and convoluted
i sound like david berman
that was a horrible representation of what God is capable of
i always make it worse
side rant: women doing comedy
the cover is usually correct tho
i wanna give everyone the benefit of the doubt
i have wishful thinking tho, my dumbass
at least she looked like molly ringwald
don't ever think that you've met the most boring person
typical white liberal woman shit
the reason why women will always suck at comedy
...cos i forget that i'm female
one of my main supporters, john hickok, confirmed that i am not viewed as a woman
at first i thought he was being an asshole but then i realized that maybe i am a trance! man hahahaha
if you're gonna be arrogant you gotta be interesting
i know i got the interesting characteristic going since i'm not attractive
imma try to be nice here but...
just utter pc liberal lunatic garbage
and of course she talked about eating ass
three dogs as the husband...imagine that
she just ruins relationships that's what that means
sumin there all the time to provide validation
pets are a nuisance and unnecessary...and i love animals
if they can't even have a relationship w/ themselves...
you know those people
i love walking dogs, my friend brad gets paid so much to walk dogs
you've shunned the One thing that does work and what you've chosen is not designed to work
growing number of comics talking about God
dudes n me hahaha
a lot of stuff ain't palatable if they're not on board w/ religion
you're not punching the vatican or the jewish media so...
what's cool lands you in hell, musta been a jesuit that came up w/ that
i pretend to be in the elite
magical powers via sorcery
pretending to be a sociopath is probably the better part of my day
and this is why you dunno how to win
that is the laziest title for a movie
i need to do that but will i do that
my reaction to myself is usually funnier
i went from a laffy taffy joke to turning it into a hot mic
if it gets to my head whatever good it is will be lost
i can't make vows, i gotta stop doin that shit
any excuse, damnit
imma quit quitting, not unsafe at all
just let God take that
it's weed, it's understandable...still trying to figure out the underlying issue
new year every 3 days
amazing resolutions very rarely lived up to
i keep reading in the Scripture to not make vows
i'm stupid and setting myself up for failure and disappointment
should i just never talk again, sometimes i wish that were a possibility
so many passages in the Scripture about how dangerous the tongue is
i wish i could weigh it all out right, but i seem to have the same problem as the rest of society but in a totally unconventional way
am i preparing myself for sumin horrible that i've been obsessing about since i was a kid
man, the future is painful
i don't mind my mustache, is that wrong
compassion is the most feminine quality
when obsessing about the material, the natural will fall by the wasteside