Pandemic AAR: DoD Response

While Self-Declared Nonessential Clergy Make Speeches About Missing Middle in Arlington, Irreverent Son of a Reverend Presses Senior Defense Officials in Court for Answers on Fatalities from “Safe and Effective Vaccines”

[FOB FREEDOM, February 26, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, although he is the son of a National Guard Chaplain, the first Negro State Chaplain of the New Jersey National Guard, formerly the 50th Armored Division, Major Mike Webb has no compunction about saying that there is no such thing as a chaplain in a foxhole, nor a prayer paragraph in a military operations order, and, while members of the clergy, who had declared themselves nonessential in a pandemic, in the municipality with the least incidence of religious faith, a community with the most government scientists, and most educated by credentials, boasting a rank of 14th for holders of graduate degrees, at least one of the 74% over the age of 25 holding at least a baccalaureate degree is not amongst the 74% of over 238,000 who had consented to “get the shot”, and is now poised to deliver a “Death by Powerpoint” briefing to senior military officials who remain obstinate about disclosing the fatalities incident to the “safe and effective vaccines”, as requested in a Freedom of Information Act request, submitted on November 28, 2022.

Ironically, and at least coincidentally correlated, on December 20, 2022, one day before the deadline had tolled for a response, DoD had decided to stop tallying COVID-19 data regarding infections, hospitalizations and deaths of service members, and the day before the notoriously passionate and pesky litigation hobbyist filed suit in federal court. Based upon projections calculated in a damning report about serious adverse events associated with the mRNA products, assigning a 36% risk to the popular market leading Pfizer product alone, Webb had determined that as many as 18% of the uniformed military could face a clear and present danger of death or grave bodily harm, while senior defense officials have elected a dubious right to remain silent. And, since soldiers are supposed to “Click that icon: soldier on”, the former Legal Specialist for the elite 75th Ranger Regiment placed his reliance on the folks at Fort Leavenworth, home of a detention center, but also the home of the Combined Arms Center - Training (CAC-T) Training Management Directorate (TMD), which publishes the regulation regarding presenting a properly formated, military After Action Review (AAR).

“As the regulation says, this is not about being punitive, but rather an opportunity for leaders to learn from constructive criticisms, but when I got to the portion where we describe what went right, I am going to have to rely on our senior military leaders to fill in the blanks, because I simply could not identify anything that conformed to that definition. I looked real hard, but, like the infectious dose, zoonotic source and the origins of the pandemic, I can only say it is an unresolved mystery,” chuckled Webb, trying desperately to maintain military composure.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

For more on this topic, please call Major Mike Webb for Virginia at (802) HOT-RLTW, or email at mike.webb84@gmail.com.