Round UP the Usual Suspects: It Emerged in Wuhan?

Wall Street Journal Points Finger at Beijing, But Axios Empathizes with Chinese, Who May Be Reluctant to Admit They “Accidentally” Killed Was It Over 15 Million People?

FOB FREEDOM, February 25, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, accidents happen, as at least one internationally notorious porn tab guy could tell you, but did it kill him? Still, during an exclusive interview by Axios Editor Mike Allen with Secretary of State Anthony Blinken, available on Facebook, suggested that the U.S. “will push for access to Wuhan lab at center of COVID lab leak”, according to the nation’s top diplomat, diplomatically speaking, “The most important reason we have to get to the bottom of this is that’s the only way we’re going to be able to prevent the next pandemic or at least do a better job in mitigating it,” but if the pandemic was totally natural, who cares, especially the nation’s leading business journal, calling for a full blown 9/11 type, bipartisan congressional inquiry? What next? A congressional inquiry to appease folks who believe the earthquake in Turkey was caused by the U.S., like some readers of the Voltaire Network, where Captain Brett Crozier’s memo about the outbreak aboard the U.S. Theodore Roosevelt had been simultaneously, and “exclusively” published?

At the “democracy dies in darkness” Washington Post, Aaron Blake claimed “there are plenty of reasons to believe China would suffer from adverse findings”, and “[a] lab leak would not only suggest it engaged in a coverup over the past year and a half, but real people being responsible for unleashing the virus on the world would assuredly lead to calls for accountability.” Blake says, “There’s not really any mystery here,” but if Chinese obfuscation is the impediment, as the Wall Street Journal’s Jamie Metzl and Matt Pottinger, who, like Blinken claims, the only way to resolve the issue is to gain access to the laboratory, is the Congress smarter than scientists and doctors who haven’t figured this out, and can they subpoena Beijing or place them under arrest? There appears to be some hesitancy, on the part of the current Administration engaging in far more “public relations” than the Arlington Public Schools after the most recent fentanyl overdose death and who can forget the cotton-picking controversy that got the Arlington NAACP and former Lieutenant Governor Justin Fairfax all bent out of shape, with nowhere near over one million American fatalities, but the nation certainly galvanized around January 6th, and folks were arrested, charged, convicted and sentenced.

And one litigation hobbyist, for two years, with no attorney, no donations and apparently no voter support, has been pressing to the highest levels of government to settle the issue regarding who killed so many mommas and grandmoms, indicative, empirically, that quite a few Americans may say they love mom, but the data speak for themselves, or why else would they be locked up in nursing homes where it has been known since the beginning they were in lethal danger?

“What are you giving up for Lent? Grandma was dead to the world the day they packed her up and sent her to the nursing home, and you ain’t fooling nobody but your silly self. And, verily I say unto you, Rev. Howard-John Wesley, all these crocodile tears, don’t glorify God, and be sure you tweet that right, and now turn to your neighbor and say the porn tab guy is talking to me,” saith Major Mike Webb, the recipient of a letter from the Congregation for the Causes of Saints at the Vatican, and God’s Advocate in pandemic.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

For more on this topic, please call Major Mike Webb for Virginia at (802) HOT-RLTW, or email at mike.webb84@gmail.com.