comedy, much like life, is mostly fluff...just make it good fluff

i hate it when people kiss my ass
i'll just fuckin do it, man
this thing that's not really difficult at all, you don't need to patronize me
he doesn't wanna be wasteful is all, amy
*we are scooping bday cake
i don't like being redundant ESP NOW
all day every day talking talking talking
technology, materialism, and politics prove that everyone is on the same track cos they must seem to wanna be
that was kimora running past i have no idea why hahaha...yes this place is that crazy all the time why do you think i belong there
easier to stay on the same track than to not know what track you're on
sayin profound shit over here yo welcome
staring off into the distance, bangin on my keys, etc.
needle in a haystack jokes night after night
jealous of my immeasurable talent or am i delusional hahaha
grandeur...yes we are grandiose but still quick to remove myself from any kinda pedestal
still susceptible to arrogance but we can't stay there
i am only good becuz i trust God
not everybody is on that God path, definitely not mine in particular
don't follow my lead, i didn't ask you damnit (but they all do hahaha)
montrell hissed at me today
goodbye kitty, a customer said to me today
*like i've said before you can modify people's behavior just by being weird (is this some kgb like tactic of mine)
i replied meow meow cos how else would i reply