maintaining a sense of humor is all you can do *satan hates it

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smoking is cool...it lowers your body temp
women are full of unnecessary information
thank you for assuming i am a man
you gotta make babies with somebody
very traditional in my thinking
this is what i would do if i wasn't myself
varying degrees of artist
they were pressured by the car behind them to speed up
personal pet peeve: turn signal situation
i bet they're addicted to twitter
where all the bitterness comes from
the german electronic was freaking me out so back to jazz
count down time in outer space (my life)
i washed it and slept on it and waaaalaaaa
just enjoy it while it lasts before it falls out
wears the same thing every day...typically "crazy"
poor dude, i feel for em
anti-psychotics cause massive weight gain
barely a hundred lbs over here
i can't continue to do sumin that i know is bad
i just ruined that song, sari
a lotta this stuff is obviously bad
holy shit yawl...
it's here and then it's gone
was that a plane or a drone or what
am i hallucinating? living in america that question will be asked eventually no doubt
i know that shit was there, damnit
when everyone else is on twitter, self-destructing...
did that happen all for me
is all this shit a psych op tho
500,000 uppethed society with my flip phone, hashtag: cope, bitch
babies are babies, they're supposed to dribble
joe biden or whoever the fuck is reading off that teleprompter
all this crap was already happening, now it's just so obvious that people can't deny it
green lights don't mean shit when you have a phone
red lights: golden opportunity to check and make sure you're still important
people can't be bored for like two seconds
just fuckin sit there n wait, damnit
fuck door dashers once again
membership card (smartphone)...mark of the beast
i didn't even have the opportunity to get mad cos i was too busy talkin to you, vortex
society: fire, smartphone: vodka
i am your solution
how bout phone shaming? it won't work tho
what can be done, if anything
i'm not a nihilist, i'm a believer in Christ
well aware of these phoney bologneys
things matter so much that you don't remember them
you won't shut up until sumin else becomes more important
didn't feel like driving out to nashville last night due to the storms
cafe coco has always been the place where the gays go, been around since 1995
you dunno what the purpose of this might be
God keeps proving how amazing He is
the social networks have exposed far more than any microscope
most of em can't wait to prove how terrible they are
insane in not such a fun way
you're still giving into a culture that says that this behavior is okay
cow impression i guess
i wanna chase the things that make me a better person not a worse person
i've never yacked enough