MY TESLA VALENTINE: A TRUE LOVE STORY... FT I KEEP FORGETTIN... (TESLALEAKS.COM)

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So, I wanted to buy a Tesla for my Valentine. When I said the words 'Nikola Tesla'; Danielly said "I don't even know about Tezla", and she punched me in the face with a straight-jab giving me a double bloody nose and eventually lost three of my teeth. I have the aftermath on video... That should have been my first clue! So, if I did buy her a Tesla it would have been the same to her as buying a Chinese Balloon "UFO" powered by a Rainbow Unicorn. So, instead, I bought her the Baalenciaga devil doll with the straps and gag ball... She loved it! But, now she's been kidnapped and sex trafficked in Tijuana!@! Any suggestions Elon?? Tesla is a great American success story. Why is it getting no love? https://redgreenandblue.org/2018/10/10/tesla-great-american-success-story-getting-no-love/

Top 100 Love Songs in Acapella by Chief Justice w/ Top 300 Wedding Songs & Top 300 Love Quotes for Lovers ft 1:Corinthians:13 performed by Chief Justice of Nuremberg 2.0 https://nurembergtrials.net/nuremberg-trials-2-0/f/fear-or-love-absence-of-fear-ft-100-love-songs-corinthians-13

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