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FOB FREEDOM, February 13, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, ironically, and in at least coincidental correlation, in the first year of a global public health crisis, while public schools that empirically established that knowledge regarding the most abundant biological particles in the world were no longer taught in schools, prioritizing drag queen story hours and personal pronouns, canceling in-person instruction to prevent infection from a validated less than five percent secondary attack rate disease that had found only 2.4% of children from amongst 55,924 laboratory-confirmed cases in China even infected, with not even one case where it had appeared that a child had infected an adult, when children returned to the care and custody of their parents, nationwide, according to the DEA, “[o]verdose deaths involving opioids rose 38.1 percent”, and “[o]verdose deaths involving synthetic opioids (primarily illicitly manufactured fentanyl) rose 55.6 percent and appear to be the primary driver of the increase in total drug overdose deaths.”  And as early as April 2020, the nation’s only physician serving as state governor, Ralph S. Northam, M.D., a physician who had encouraged the usage of a depressant, alcohol, during a pandemic, was already promoting vaccines that had yet to have been developed, tested and approved. Things that make you say, “Mmmm”?

Major Mike Webb, as noted in two unsuccessful bids for election to the Arlington Public School Board, has no children in public schools and no certification as a primary school teacher, and in his last election, the Arlington NAACP, with children in public schools afflicted with a persistent achievement gap, just told him to check his facts, just as the NOVA Urban League had pummeled him with criticisms for over 15 minutes, during a candidate debate hosted at the historic Alfred Street Baptist Church, the longest period of “coercive interrogation” endured by any panel of candidates, at an event at which former Governor Northam and former Deputy Governor Justin Fairfax had appeared. And he notes that, while during a pandemic he could easily establish standing in courts to address a global public health crisis and the disjointed government response to a novel coronavirus, especially having been girded by experience as essentially a former biological warfare planner in strategic counterintelligence, in the escalating opioid crisis, despite experience both in counter terror, the new putsch, and counternarcotics operations, the human choices that even Dr. Rochelle Walensky had conceded had not served the majority of the opiated masses well in a pandemic involving a virus that isn’t stupid, have again already raised their preferences, louder than kids for personal pronouns, and, at the present anticipates no engagement opportunities to enjoy his retired life of leisure as a litigation hobbyist.

“I had the opportunity to share a few thoughts with our new counter-terrorist team, Senator Bryce Reeves and Attorney General Jason Miyares, bringing some Commonwealth Attorneys with whom I have maintained some correspondence, Bryan Porter and Stacey Davenport, into the conversation about some good intel, as we say, but experience suggests that they believe they can handle this matter that, when you look at the lethal dose—just two milligrams—is really a very small problem, albeit larger than a microbial particle, and we are apparently pleased with how that matter is going. I do, you know, have other far more exciting novel cases on my calendar, and who, retiring by 50, has the wonderful opportunity to enjoy finally pursuing work in their college major of public policy, transitioning from a vocation to my avocation. Make a living and make a life Daddy used to say, you know? Drugs cases? Been there. Done that. And, got the damn tee shirt. So, good luck in senior year, as the President says. And, remember, kids, stay in school, don’t do drugs, and remember to get vaccinated and boosted, when it is your turn, with the safe and effective vaccines,” flippantly remarked the graduate of the most competitive private college in the Commonwealth, recently acknowledged, yet again, to have topped all Virginia schools in awards of Fulbright Scholarships.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

For more on this topic, please call Major Mike Webb for Virginia at (802) HOT-RLTW, or email at mike.webb84@gmail.com.