Klingon Mating Rituals - How to woo a Klingon!

1 year ago
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Qapla' all. With St. Valentine's Day fast approaching and my seemingly never ending attempt to find true love continuing I have turned to the great Carogan AI to create the most irresistible Klingon love poem ever created. However I must first teach the AI everything there is to know about Klingon dating and mating rituals, which I have compiled here. Once uploaded the AI will gain access and on February 14th, 2023, Valentine's Day, at 6AM Eastern, will automatically release the ultimate love poem. It will be irresistible to women (likely of all humanoid species.) Whether you're blue or green, whether your ears are pointed or round, whether you have sharp forehead ridges or spots, if you hear the call of Kahless, if the warrior heart beats in your chest (or anywhere else in your body) you may be "the one."

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