cray cray vs gay gay, better to choose the mind control (ag standup @ weed bar)

love the socks
in order to be good up here i must pretend i'm leaving
that's joey goodsong
bullying is a good thing
you're in the right place: the weed bar
everybody knows the meow mix commercial
destigmatizing schizophrenia one meow at a time
joey has that forever
garbage for me, gold for joey
legalizing cannabis/de-stigmatizing schizophrenia
paranoia means the weed is working
you don't have a disease/you are possessed
i'd rather do the fun drugs
guinea pig for DD up the street
at best: bandaid, at worst: make the "news"
at least johnson & johnson makes a damn good bandaid
yawl like my almond milk on the couch
alcoholics always n forever love you bill W
alcoholics all the time even when we're bloody sober
one day at a time, so delusional
imma make a belt outta white chips
i know how to stare off into the distance w/ confidence
staring off into the distance is an experience that many no longer have
belly button in the audience
ronnit has a witch's cackle, validate me bitch!
stock up on Bible verses instead of guns
most read thismuch of the Bible and go fuck that
your afterlife WILL be hot
HELL is hot, get it Hell isn't cool
they dunno what a polemic is
for anybody that was wondering...
society shat on me first yawl
i told yawl i fucked up this joke
pretending that you dunno what i mean
kris is nodding and brandon and ronnit are egging me on
i don't wanna be selfish
i'll probably be too depressed to come back
surprised more people haven't killed themselves doin standup
he's checking me out hahaha