Old - The Elder Formerly Known As Earl (Gold Parody with lyrics)

ARTIST: The Old Man Formerly Known as Earl
SONG: Old
B-SIDE: Chivalry is Alive (But It Lives in Public Housing)
ALBUM: The Old Experience

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I’m on mollies and I’m mighty high
Now I am well convinced that I can fly
I am older and now I see
That there are youngsters twice as bad as me

Everybody loves poker til they give up and fold
Everybody wants to learn but they’re never enrolled
What good is a hearing if you ain’t gonna get paroled?
Even in a humid bathroom, there is mold
We’re all gonna
Get old

There’s an open bar for all
There are drunkards that’ll brawl
They’re all wasted as we can clearly see
But, what if cops test

Everybody loves poker til they give up and fold
Everybody wants to learn but they’re never enrolled
What good is a hearing if you ain’t gonna get paroled?
Even in a humid bathroom, there is mold
We’re all gonna
Get old

There’s an elder 99 years old
If he takes his NyQuil
He won’t catch a cold
His aim’s 100
And if he moves really slow
He is screwed and he’s still got another year to go

Everybody loves poker til they give up and fold
Everybody wants to learn but they’re never enrolled
What’s the use of Reddit if you’re only on there to get trolled?
Even in a humid bathroom, there is mold
We’re all gonna
Get old

We’re all gonna
We’re all gonna
We’re all gonna
Get old

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