Can you win a Mario Kart race with ONLY your EYES?

- Why does this man have a whale spout on his head?
- Why is his profile picture a duck and what does that have to do with jorts?
- How does he keep managing to find the most impressively baffling ways of failing/dying in whatever game he's playing?

These are questions that are a mystery to the universe, but I believe that eventually we can solve them together. Come join us!