FREEMASONRY SATANIC PYRAMID PONZI SCHEME

33 Levels
Everything below that is sissy boy clown rituals for butt buddies and money grabbers.

There is a “can’t miss” ~ gotta marry a little boy, ceremony followed by termite enemas and mandatory golden showers followed by no hands pin the tail on the donkey festivities with extra pizza, Hot Dogs and walnut sauce to be had by all.

At the 33rd level you get a corner office across town and become a permanent member of the biggest delusional spiritual circle jerk of all time.

Essentially you are signing away your soul to play dress up in a men’s club devoted to greed, power, money laundering, skunk sodomy, ether binges and ice cream cake for break for breakfast.