Do nothing

Do Nothing. Your job not care about you. Your boss not care about you. Nobody giving a fuck. Tomorrow you are getting hit by bus and dying, your job forgetting you and putting someone else to do for your job. Do nothing at every possible moment, but if you have to do something, do absolute minimum but it is most preferable to do fuck all. Sleep in. Take as many sick days as legally possible, give no fucks. There is no greater purpose, no greater meaning, nothing to be rushing for. We will all soon be dead so just fucking chill. When you learn to do nothing, then you'll find the real purpose of life. Do nothing
After a certain age this stops being satire and becomes absolutely true.