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(ABBA Frida) Michael B. Tretow : Doc McGurgle's Babylonian Lizard Tooth Oil - 1976 - Subtitles

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Frida Lyngstad, Karin Glenmark, Maritza Horn & Anders Glenmark on backing vocals.
Tretow himself on piano. Agnetha appears on some other tracks
from the album 'Let's boogie' (1976).

Michael B. Tretow is a Swedish former sound engineer , composer , musician and artist . Among other things, he was the music group ABBA's sound engineer.

Doc McGurgle's Babylonian Lizard Tooth Oil
(Tretow)

He was soo lonely
Had no luck, what so ever with women
When along came a cure
Called 'instant attraction'
However, he discovered too late
That it worked far too well
And now, he can't find a way to turn off the action!

When I spotted an ad in an old magazine
As used by the stars of the Hollywood screen
Try doc McGurgles babylonian lizard tooth oil
A feminin instint will come to a boil
So I filled in the coupon and sent him a check
I had to do something, my life was wreck
A package arrived with the mail the next day
I tore open the wrappers without a delay
I spread the solution all over my skin
And next I had a female, was soon to begin
I never expected reaction so strong
It started at breakfast, now ...

Send me the antidote
Doc McGurgle!
I'm sure to be eaten alive
Send me the antidote
Doc McGurgle!
I know I'm promised a bite

They broke down my backdoor and the Bay window too
And left me there bleeding black and blue
Escaped in a flash, through the old people's home
To call doc McGurgle right out from the phone
I called information and she checked out her list
She told me McGurgle just didn't exist
I then heard a rumble and I turn to see
Six hundred wheelchairs aheading at me
I'm failing this game just as I'm this rain
I tried hard remove her scent
Adding the acid to my gasoline
I scraped and sprayed but I couldn't get clean

Send me antidote
Doc McGurgle!
My life is changing fast
Send me the antidote
Doc McGurgle!
My strength is draining fast

I went to the jailhouse and said give me a break
I thought I'd be safe there, but what a mistake
So I head in the cage over at the zoo
But the lady gorrilla is there too
I found myself now at the end of my rope
I cant last much longer Ive given up hope
The only solution for saving my soul
Must be right there birthcontrol
I'm failing this game just as I'm this rain
I tried hard remove her scent
Adding the acid to my gasoline
I scraped and sprayed but I couldn't get clean

Send me the antidote
Doc McGurgle!
I'm sure to be eaten alive
Send me the antidote
Doc McGurgle!
I know I'm promised a bite
Doc McGurgle
Send me antidote
My life is changing fast

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