instead of eating/masturbating...GO MAKE SUMIN *solutions, yawl

i didn't wanna do standup tonight
ronnit and brad were both stoned and didn't wanna go anywhere
as long as i am still doin sumin creative...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvNYIL560GA
you have to know ronnit, classic ny jew which intimidates those in the south
ronnit talks about her pussy cos she's just real, that's why we get along so well
most talk about their genitalia to go along w/ the culture
they talk about politics so they don't have to talk about technology
you're either not talented or you're not sleeping w/ the booking agent
not getting a gig @ zanies cos i can't suck up to people
if it's mainstream i have failed
ag is quite crass but there's gotta be a reason behind it
i hate surface level anything
they get it 5 seconds later
they know who i am w/out even seeing me perform
...and not just cos i said the nword
play tricks on yer brain and the world
it's not that hard to fool dense people
use a fork for a shovel
they want the world laid out for them so they don't have to lift a finger
criminals commit crimes STILL
L bans guns, R bans pits...same "solution" that doesn't resolve issue
they never mention the details about these vicious pitbull attacks
round about research, can't stress it enough
reading books vs questions+communication
staring at a box due to entertainment and validation purposes
you masturbate cos you're bored
i don't even like sex and i was so bored that my mind just went there
it's the same part of the brain
if you're bored you must create
making things will stimulate yer brain
i did sumin instead of myself
food, substances, media...DESTRUCTION
instead of quitting just do sumin else
i'd rather slit my wrists than vape
vaping is not just terrible for ya it's stupid
i'm not gonna look stupid in THAT way
what in the mf am i gonna do if i can't do that one thing that i do all the time
soooo many other things i could be addicted to, i was really limiting myself to just booze
no idea what disservice you're really doin yourself
montrell is probably gonna rip me off if this takes off but i'm fine w/ it if it gets my message out, i'm not in this for the money
i suck at hustling so i need montrell
white people will waste $60 going down a slide
these are correct speculations damnit
hopefully we will actually do this
helping community vs. social networking
plush toys are a solution to the loneliness problem
nothing is made in america, amy
they add gorilla glue to every sticky situation
well i guess we are still a liberal at heart (thanks to the empathy)
Holy Water is a solution
imma do it for ya so you don't have to
i create, it might be ratchet and lame but it's still sumin
if you have a relationship w/ God then you have one w/ yourself and vise versa
i passed these out at church and people were very excited and it's the simplest little thing, man
you know you want a Jesus Prayer popsicle stick Cross, you are so jealous right now
social status is the beast system
once again booyah (CLASSIC ag)