begrudgingly predicting the future since the late 80s

i talk to the icons, CLASSIC ag
we don't worship icons or the Saints
stupid ass bowling joke right there
all Biblical figures would be schizo in this day n age
the Virgin Mary woulda been thrown into a mental institution
we love homeless people, they're way more free than the rest of us
westernites dunno how to deal w/ any problems
clipboard people are scum for the most part
i have many friends that take pills
we do the fun drugs not the boring drugs
if they wanted happiness, they'd read the Bible
other people compare me to Jesus, i've never done that
the jews just proved their stereotype
hypocrites are low grade liars
you're not gonna convince people by being an asshole
Jesus didn't mean for people to be a doormat
i'm all about that bigger picture Christianity
when i think of the Holy Trinity i think of bottomless shrimp hahaha
i had to throw away a whole package of shrimp
yes i almost gave myself food poisoning last night so i said a prayer immediately and God kicked in
information that we neglect to apply
i hate wasting food, it's the worst feeling
i hardly even eat so why am i doing this
the fasting is my fave part of my religion
i used to hate veggies and now i eat them every day
i need to stop buying so many cucumbers
cucumber, red/white grapefruit, clementine, lemon, pomegranate seeds
cold ass coffee in a grateful dead mug
i can't eat crap due to working in restaurants for so long
i will always love cheese even if i go vegan
speaking of cheese...pepperjack omg
gotta get gas, be right back