Cartman vs Hippies

Cartman takes on hippies and his friends.

0:06 Dolphins, Eskimos, who cares?! It's all a bunch of tree hugging hippie crap!

0:19 Screw you hippie!

0:30 Two little hippies sitting in a tree

0:31 Drugs are bad because if you do drugs, you're a hippie, and hippies suck.

0:42 I don't need to hear crap from a bunch of hippie freaks living in denial!! Screw you guys, I’m going home!

0:51 No I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about protecting the earth and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets - I hate 'em! I wanna kick 'em in the nuts!

1:03 Hippies. Hippies. They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad. Help!

1:42 What did I tell you, Stan! We save some baby cows from being eaten, and now we're no-good dirty God-damned hippies!

2:32 Only three more hours, sea people, only three hours and you can take me away from this crappy goddamned planet full of hippies.

2:51 Giya! Shut up, hippies! I'll kill you! Ya!

3:11 I am Bulrog. Tough brute ninja who has dedicated his life to eradicating the world of hippies.

3:27 Hello, ma'am. I'm working to clean up the neighborhood from parasites. Do you mind if I take a quick look around your house? I'm afraid you may have hippies.

5:00 Oh Jesus, not you guys? What happened? Were you bit? Did you eat their brownies? DID YOU EAT THEIR BROWNIES?!

7:12 If we can reach the stage, we can upload this Slayer CD into their music system. Hippies can't stand death metal.

8:12 Whoa, you're telling us this book is filthy, inappropriate, and made a guy shoot the king of hippies? Can we please read this right now?!

8:22 All right, now, we've taken out most of the synagogues, destroyed San Francisco, sent my friends into a dark oblivion, and so our next order of business will be Burning Man. Burning Man is the biggest hippie festival in the world, and tomorrow, we're gonna wipe them all out. Pretty soon, the whole world will be transformed thanks to the Coon!