🚨 Uncle ConSpiroCy’s New Years Predictions: Victorians will be Dan-Free in 2023!

🚨 Uncle ConSpiroCy’s New Years Predictions: Victorians will be Dan-Free in 2023! The Premier will trip over pussy and tumble down 13 flights of steps. The wait for an ambulance will do him in, after all it’s easier to find gold in Bourke Street than get an ambo nowadays. The AFL Grand Final will be won by no one cares about a woke organisation. Fark them. lolz No one will see Albo selling of their ABC on environmental & climate change grounds - using toooo mucha electricity. And finally. The Federal Parliament will be rocked by a scandal with the rape of the Australian people by their Elected Representatives — you know, business as usual ...