Rand Paul’s Hilarious Take On ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas

“His coursers they came, and he whistled and shouted and called them by name: Now, McConnell! Now, Schumer! Now, Pelosi and Vixen! On Biden! On Stupid! On Dumber and Blitzen! To debt! To bankruptcy! To free money for all! Now dash away, dash away more cash for all!”