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Full Joke:
An explorer goes into an undercover tomb for the first time. And in the center of the tomb, there's a lamp. He picks it up and he starts to rub the dirt off of it. And a curse genie comes out of the lamp and says. I want to know the person you hate the most. The foul. The Explorer says, Well, that's got to be my ex-wife. Why? He says. I am encouraged, Jeannie. I will grant you three wishes, but whatever you wish for, your ex-wife will get. Double that amount. The guy says, Ok, I wish for $1,000,000,000. Granted, but your ex-wife gets $2 billion. Mm hmm. I wish for a mansion in California with a swimming pool, tennis courts, everything. Granted. And your ex-wife gets to now explore, make your final wish. So the Explorer walks around for a few minutes, returns to the genie with a stick and says, You see this stick? I want you to beat me half to death with it. That's my final wish.
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