President Donald Trump Jokes

Talking of someone who has a permanent tan, Donald Trump,
What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F
I thought when he was in term, I would see the White House coloured Gold, 18 hole golf course on the South Lawn, McDonalds drive through thru in the South portico, casino in the oval office & a large neon "Trump" sign on the front door,
What did Trump say when he heard a Mexican man wanted to be an American Fireman? No way Hose A.
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
He said recently he has a great relationship with all the Blacks…but I think he was referring to “The All Blacks” the New Zealand Rugby team,
The Donald deported a printer because it didn’t have papers
How do Mexicans feel about Trump’s wall? – They’ll get over it, but not to attend a Trump Rally for sure,

Speaking about Trump Rallies, Joe Bidens’s hair is so white, it tried to punch me at a Trump Rally,