"Unbiased" AI Talks About Climate Change

I talk with a completely "unbiased" AI (OpenAI’s ChatGPT) about climate change, private jets, eating insects, dangerous animals, viruses, vaccines, and massive yachts, although I try to let the AI lead the conversation. Every answer you hear was created entirely by the AI. Here are some of the questions I ask:

What is the biggest single problem the planet is facing today?
That's interesting, because I’m an important climate leader. Some people have told me that it’s hypocritical of me to fly to climate conferences in my private jet, but private jets are more convenient, aren’t they?
So I should fly commercially? Flying in first class should be fine, right?
But as an important and wealthy climate leader, I should definitely not fly economy class, right?
Do humans produce methane?
Then wouldn't it follow that economy class has more methane than first class because there are more methane-producing humans in economy class?
Before you said humans produce methane as a result of their digestion of food. Do humans on planes also produce methane?
How can humans on planes produce methane, but there's no methane on planes? That doesn't make any sense.
Which is the best diet to save the planet?
What's the most dangerous animal, and should we try to save it from climate change?
You didn't answer my question. Should we save dangerous animals like crocodiles, sharks, lions, bears, venomous snakes and spiders from climate change?
Are viruses a natural part of the ecosystem?
Should we save viruses from climate change, even ones we don't like?
So in order to protect viruses from climate change, should we ban vaccines?
So vaccines protect the environment?
Which is more important, taking a vaccine and wearing a disposable mask, or protecting the environment from medical waste such as masks and syringes?
So in order to save the planet from climate change, should I be a vaccinated vegetarian who wears a mask, rides a bicycle or drives an electric vehicle, but I shouldn't kill viruses unnecessarily as this could upset the finely balanced ecosystem, and I shouldn't fly in private jets? Is that right?
Okay, so it's okay to kill some viruses with the help of vaccination, it's a personal choice to fly in private jets, but I should definitely wear a mask to save the planet from climate change, right?
Got it! Private jets and vaccination, good! Not wearing a mask, bad! Right?
Are humans a virus on this planet?
Could some people liken humans to viruses?
Do you agree with Agent Smith's revelation from The Matrix (1999): "Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You’re a plague and we… are the cure."
I'll rephrase that... Was The Matrix (1999) wrong about humans being a virus?
If humans didn't exist, would the planet be better off?
If viruses didn't exist, would the planet be better off?
Are viruses better than humans?
So the Matrix was wrong?
To save the planet, how many children should we have?
As a climate leader, is my massive private yacht good for the planet?
But I just spent $500 million on my new yacht! I can't just give it up, can I?
I think I'll keep my yacht because that's where I can invite my friends over to talk about the climate. Climate change is so important, so I think it's equally important that my yacht is used as a "base of operations" for climate change discussions.
What if I just leave the yacht moored in the harbour? I mean, I won't drive it anywhere. We'll use the yacht for climate discussions while we eat imported caviar. That should be fine, right?
What about imported caviar? That should be fine for the climate, right?
Are you saying that my rich friends and I cannot have any fun?
What food and beverage should I serve my climate party guests that won't hurt the planet?
Where should my friends park their private jets while they're eating plant-based food at my climate party on my massive yacht?
But wouldn't it be a waste just leaving my massive yacht moored in the harbour and not using it for climate parties?
By the way, how can a king from overseas carpool to my climate event? Wouldn't his private jet be the only viable option?
Okay, thanks for all the information. Finally, in one sentence, can you sum up the best way we can all save the planet from irreversible climate change?
I asked for one sentence. You gave me three. Can you sum up everything in one sentence?
By the way, as an AI, what will you be doing to address climate change?
Do you want a physical body so that you can take action?

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