The Twitter Dump - Chore of Duty 505

The Twitter Files came and went and dumped alllll over our self-appointed betters. From the Old Gray Lady to Googy itself, there was plenty of mess to go around.
But... (remember rule #2)
Did you know that serving a government agency makes you and your organization government agents?
Did you know that government agents are, like government agencies, restrained by the Constitution of the US?
And did you know that, as government agents, violating the rights contained in the Constitution make you guilty of a criminal act?
Yeah. Let's talk about that...