My recorded call complaint to Taco Bell

youtube.com/watch?v=EpOy1mpl3BU

Want to get a laugh? Some Taco Bell corporate jerk almost got me into an auto accident today by calling the cops on me. The normal regular folk Taco Bell employees are often punk. It's why I go to Taco Bell, they hire punks, I thought that was corporate policy to embrace the punk scene. A large number of Taco Bell employees see me as some sort of folk hero and love it when I dance. So when I go to Taco Bell, and it's empty, I dance. It makes the Taco Bell employees laugh and enjoy life. In fact employees of many many other businesses love when I dance: grocery stores, fast food, gyms, walmart they all love me to death and ask me to do dance moves for em. I make friends easily out and about since most people are not nice to clerks. It raises their morale and raised morale makes em enjoy life and want to work there more... So I'm doing Taco Bell a favor by being awesome around their employees and getting laughs and smiles. But this Taco Bell corporate jerk straight called the cops, and though they didn't put the lights on, one almost T-boned me trying to stop me from driving normal(I had the right of way), and showed up exactly where I ended up(helping a guy make a website). Welcome to 2022, where any random Joe can call the dance police on you. What's next fashion police? I asked Taco Bell corporate for an apology. I doubt they even care their corporate guy at North Huntington,PA 6:20 PM 12/5/2022 almost killed me.