THE ORION WARS

They would all gather at the the top of a big grassy hill and roll down sideways.

One ☝️ day 13 of the “DENSEST” kiddo’s whittled sharp pointy sticks with their talons and ran around in circles madly until Spider-Man Band Aids were brought on to the field.

The next day those said 13 little fuckers came back with NERF GUNS and SUPER SOAKER squirt guns and chaos ensued. A small table with a flower 🌺 vase 🏺 fell over and made a soft squishy noise in the wet grass.