The Land Of Liberty

A political parody of the preposterous goings on in The Land Of Liberty.

“The Land Of Liberty” Words & Music by The Whale © 2022 Fiat Lux!

Living in a vacuum cleaner with my face behind a mask.
I’ve got a nasty attitude, I refuse to take the vax.
Marching lock step through the mundane plane, ain’t my cup of tea.
I’m sure glad I’m living in The Land Of Liberty.

Where you can steal a trillion dollars, They think that’s mighty fine.
You can be a homosexual. Do tricks with your behind.
But you can’t get real reporting. Fake news is not for me.
I’m sure glad I’m living in The Land Of Liberty.

Oh – The Land Of Liberty, The Land Of Liberty,
I’m so glad I’m living in The Land Of Liberty.
But you don’t earn a living wage. No, your lockdown’s not for me.
I’m sure glad I’m living in The Land Of Liberty.

Where you can trample the amendments. Suspend The Bill Of Rights.
Stack the Courts with Judges that won’t give you a fight.
Not an other rigged election? That just don’t work for me.
I’m sure glad I’m living in The Land Of Liberty.

You can buy up all the airwaves and sell your brand of truth.
Equivocate the issues, heck, you don’t need no proof.
But you can’t give an honest answer. Your truth is not for me.
I’m sure glad I’m living in The Land Of Liberty.

Oh –The Land Of Liberty, The Land Of Liberty,
Lots of good men gave their lives to make this country free.
and they can’t pledge allegiance. So I guess it’s up to me.
I’m sure glad I’m living in The Land Of Liberty.

Where you can brainwash generations and call it Common Core.
Groom the little children you fat transvestite whore.
Parents, they don’t have a say? This party’s not for me.
I’m sure glad I’m living in The Land Of Liberty.

Where you can live your life in darkness and wallow in your sin.
Take some pharmaceutical pills, they make you look so thin.
But you need a vaccine passport? Fuck you, that’s not for me.
I’m sure glad I’m living in The Land Of Liberty.

Oh – The Land Of Liberty, The Land Of Liberty,
I’m so glad I’m living in The Land Of Liberty.
You can’t buy a bag of groceries. No eating bugs for me.
I’m sure glad I’m living in The Land Of Liberty.

You can say your prayers in a synagogue. Or say them in a mosque.
if you say ‘em at the public school, they’re gonna throw some rocks.
Cause you can’t say the name of Jesus. They say he ain’t for me.
I’m sure glad I’m living in The Land Of Liberty.

Now the moral of this story the moral of this song.
Is simply that power should never be, where power does not be long.
For power is of the people and that’s where it should be.
And I’m still glad I’m living in The Land Of Liberty.

Oh –The Land Of Liberty, The Land Of Liberty,
Praise The Lord, I’m living in The Land Of Liberty.
So get up off your asses, and sing along with me.
I’m sure glad I’m living in The Land Of Liberty.

God bless America, The Land Of Liberty.