School Board Invite Only Drag Show

The School Invite Only Drag Show...
Shows Us How Twisted These Educators Have Become!
I Wouldn't Want Them Teaching My Child Sick Sh*T...
I'd Prefer Mine All Stay Dumb.

Though I Would Perhaps Home School Them...
Teach Them Things Like Family Values.
I'd Teach Them True Science and Biology...
And That Gender Is Something They Can't Choose.