First uploads in 2007 from my JVC. Yep, I'm so new to Youtube. I'm lying about everything.

I was uploading videos before you noobs even had cell phones.
We used computers and windows movie maker and posted it with a fire-wire.
Yeah, I'm so new to youtube, I am so glad to finally figured out to post a video.
After being released from prison in Florida, paid 10 dollars for a business license and the county just tossed me the keys to an Advanced Life Support Ambulance with versed, morphine and needles!
I was then told to respond with lights and sirens to medical and trauma calls in a county of 386,000 people that is 1,663 sq mi (4,310 km2) in size and save some lives!!
It's also the home of many stars such as John Travolta who used to bring his son into the Dennys in Silver Springs where I lived for a time.
Very nice man, Jet is missed. Many in town cried when he died.
Damn my past sucks.