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40 Funny Dog Quotes to Make You Laugh
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What better way to make your day than with funny dog quotes? I've rounded up some of the funniest dog quotes I could find.

Save this post for a rainy day or print it out and stash it in your emergency box for whenever you need a good laugh.

40 Funny Dog Quotes
“Handle every situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.” - Unknown

“Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!” - Anne Tyler

“My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog!” -Greg Curtis

“A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well – almost.” -Charlotte Gray

“If you’re uncomfortable around my dog, I’m happy to lock you in the other room when you come over.” - Unknown

“A boy can learn a lot from a dog — obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. ” – Robert Benchley

“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.” – Fran Lebowitz

“If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?” - Unknown

“I don’t think twice about picking up my dog’s poop, but if another dog’s poop is next to it, I think, ‘Eww, dog poop!” - Jonah Goldberg

“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” - Groucho Marx